Horoscopes... the Olivet edition
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
It is fall and you will soon get a call from a guy named Paul… who’s Paul?
(Feb. 19 – March 20) Doing homework, losing hair, falling asleep here or there, just take a walk and relax at the Square.
(March 21 – April 19) I see money coming your way, oh wait… I looked a little closer, - it’s going away.
(April 20 – May 20) Reach for the stars, set high bars…not because you’re promised to achieve anything, but it’s good for the heart.
(May 21 – June20) Take a petal off a rose and hope you find a beau… you probably won’t though.
(June 21 – July 22) Spread your love around with your presence or give them some alcohol and make it pleasant.
(July 23 - August 22) Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re sad and alone, and you’ll probably fail your exam too.
(August 23 - Sept.22)
You’re half way through the semester, your neck deep in debt, but just hang in there; your goals haven’t yet been met.
(September 23 - October 22)
Relief is coming your way, go to the bathroom, and unload it today!
(October 23 - November 21)
They say college is the best; however, you’re probably stressed, just hang in there and pass your test… or do whatever.
(November 22 - December 21)
Do your worst, do your best, either way you’re still in debt.
(December 22 - January 19)
You’re in college where you’ll find your soul mate, but nothing is promised, so don’t set a date